Annoucements
June 20, 2008
Safe For Public Consumption Health column on May 27 about the nationwide Salmonella-Tomato scare misstated some aspects of the case of the online parody new site
The Creole-Tomato.
The Creole-Tomato, New Orleans’ Localest News Source, is not infected with Salmonella.
It is safe to read, write comments, and forward to ya Ma and ‘em.
The editors, with the full support of the United States Centers for Disease Control and the State of Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals, wish to assure our readers that The Creole-Tomato is safe for everyday consumption by adults, children, and animals.
The Creole-Tomato welcomes comments and suggestions, or complaints about errors that warrant correction. You can post your comments below any story on the site or you can email us at thecreoletomato@gmail.com
March 24, 2008
R.I.P.A Mass will be said Monday at 2 p.m. for Al Copeland, the restaurant magnate who died Sunday of complications from cancer treatment in Munich, Germany. He was 64.
The Mass will be at Holy Name of Jesus Catholic Church on St. Charles Ave. Visitation will start at 11 a.m.
Funeral Services by Lake Lawn Metairie Funeral Home.
Floral arrangements by Fiora de Zuca.
Catering by Sweet Fire and Ice.
Limos by A-Confidential.
Fireworks by Redneck Johnny’s of West Bank Expressway.
Helicopter Rose Petal Drop by Bisso Transport.
Snow Machines by Andre’s Party Mart.
Castles by Blaine Kern.
Laser Light Show sponsored by Harrah’s.
Swans on loan from the Audubon Society.
Animatronics by Disney.
Speedboats by Coastline Dash, Inc.
Spinning Upside Christmas Trees by Santa’s Workshop.
Pyrotechnics by Beaver Productions.
Buttermilk Biscuits by Popeyes.
The burial will be private.
More Articles in Announcements »
March 12, 2008
The Late Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Edwards of Avoyelles Parish announce the marriage of their son Gov. Edwin Washington Edwards, J.D. to Rep. David Ernest Duke, Ph.D. on Friday, March 15, 2008 at the Oakdale Facility Non-Demoninational Chapel in Oakdale, Louisiana.
The Groom, a former four-term Governor of the State of Louisiana, was graduated from Louisiana State University and the Louisiana State University School of Law, where he was a member of Gamma Alpha Psi, the law honor society, and served as treasurer of Kappa Epsilon fraternity. He is currently inmate #03128-095 at the Federal Correctional Institution in Oakdale, Louisiana.
The Groom, a former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and two-term member of the Louisiana State House of Representatives from the 81st District, was graduated from Louisiana State University and the Federal Correctional Facility at Big Springs, Texas, where he and the other Groom first met. He is currently the President of EURO, the European American Unity and Rights Organization, an organization for European American patriots.
After a honeymoon in Angola, the couple will reside in Cell Block D, Tier 4.
More Articles in Announcements »
March 12, 2008
De La Salle to Admit Boys:
Play Now |
Play in Popup |
Download
October 30, 2007
DramatizationThis is not a joke.
Just because you’re hearing it here, doesn’t mean it’s not true.
Seriously. My Mom lives there and she’s worried.
May 1, 2007
The Faubourg-Marigny Community Association will be holding an urgent community meeting to discuss our opposition to the proposed State of Louisiana ban on cockfighting.
The meeting will be held next Tuesday at 2 am at The Bourbon Pub/Parade Nightclub. 801 Bourbon Streeet.
Casual attire.
More Articles in Announcements »
October 30, 2005
An old Grunch Bunch album cover now rings eerily prophetic.In a cruel twist of fate, Benny Grunch and the Bunch ain’t there no more.
In a posting on its official website, the local novelty band announced that it will disband, effectively ending its recording career.
The group first achieved notoriety with the song “The 12 Yats of Christmas.” They then went on to record “Santa and His Reindeer (Used to Live Right Here)” and their now-prophetic runaway hit “Ain’t There No More.”
Most recently, the group had entered a new experimental phase, breaking new ground with the song “Ain’t No Place to Pee (On Mardi Gras Day).”
The news came as a shock to The Bunch’s modest fan base.
Full Story » »
September 30, 2005
Mr. and Mrs. Johnson M. Robicheaux of Gentilly announce the evacuation of their daughter Maurice Robicheaux with Mr. Henry Washington on Monday, August 29th 2005.
The Evacuette was graduated from Mount Carmel High School and the University of New Orleans, where she majored in Hospitality Management. She was a Reservation Specialist at the Hyatt Hotel in New Orleans. She is currently unemployed.
The Evacucuee was graduated from Brother Martin High School and Louisiana State University, where he majored in accounting and was a member of the Pi Alpha Ro Fraternity. He was an Analyst at Hibernia Bank. He is currently unemployed.
After an evacuation to a Red Cross shelter to Houma and four months in temporary housing in Dallas, the couple will reside in Lakeview.
More Articles in Announcements »
