Hubig’s Answers NFL in “Who Dat” Controversy

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FAUBOURG MARIGNY—While everyone from Madison Avenue to Marerro argues over who owns “Who Dat,” one New Orleans company  is emerging as a clear victor.

The closely-watched Simon Hubig Pie Company (NASDAQ: HUBG) is  is primarily known for baking all of its products daily, for using fresh, local ingredients, and for being a vital measurement of inflation and consumer purchasing power.

But today, Savory Simon has waddled into the high-stakes world of intellectual property and beaten the NFL at its own game. In regulation, we might add.

Recently named Vice President of Public Relations for Hubig’s, Honeycutt James LeClaire, gave The Creole-Tomato this exclusive.

“We abhor the NFL’s boorish tactic of sending cease and desist letters sent to FluerTy Girl and Storyville T shirts,” said LeClaire. “We’ve got another loaf a-rising.”

“We’ve locked up domestic and international trademark usage of ‘Hu-Dat?!’ in perpetuity. And the NFL can’t do a damn thing about it..”

“Those idiots got it spelled wrong,” the masterbaker added.

“Hu doesn’t know how to spell a simple word like ‘Hu’?”