In the height of the offseason, rumor has it that Chris Paul (a.k.a. CP3) has been solicited by the man behind the six Star Wars movies.
Could another trilogy featuring the city’s own CP3 be in the making?
When asked for comment Hornets MVP CP3 stated that he was programmed primarily for protocol and language.
Irony–or, as it as known to those already infected, “Irony”–is a highly contagious disease that is transmitted by respiratory droplets, neighborhood choice, and fashionable T-shirts.
Although “Irony” was never an endemic disease in Europe, it remains epidemic in many american cities including but not limited to the Silverlake neighborhood in Los Angeles, the University of Texas campus in Austin, and the Capitol Hill neighborhood in Seattle.
CDC Scientists believe that the Williamsburg, Brooklyn “hipster” may be the original source or “Patient Zero” of this outbreak. Other outbreaks in several parts of the country have been linked to importation from the Brooklyn neighborhood.
Shockingly, the same faction of CDC scientists has stated large outbreaks currently are occurring in New Orleans, Louisiana.
“Limos by A Confidential.”
But now no more.
Kenny’s Key West, LLC (NYSE: KKW) announced that it has placed its estimated $5,000 limousine account into review, touching off what will no doubt become a feverish competition to win the business of the city’s most lucrative nightclub transportation contract.
Industry rumors are swirling as to what brought on the review.
Since Hurricane Katrina, architectural preservationists and urban planners have expressed concern about the future some of New Orleans’ most famous places.
This article is the first in a series updating the status of these landmark locations and sharing the stories of the people whose lives have been profoundly affected.
Like many in the New Orleans area, Kyle Bonner and Jimmy Castalignetti have been uprooted. Both high school sophomores, the two are concerned about when, if ever, they will be able to return to a place they have spent a great deal of their youth: Puglia’s Sporting Goods.
Castalignetti and Bonner, like many of their peers, consider the sporting goods store a home away from home during the Mardi Gras season in Metairie. However, the recent events of hurricane Katrina have disrupted a time-honored tradition of gathering to drink Daiquiris in the store’s parking lot. And with damage to the store closing it for several months, the students are uncertain about when they will be able to return.
“We don’t know what’s gonna happen now,” Bonner shared as he stood in the Puglia’s parking lot in a soft rain. “Where we gonna watch the parades, bra?”
Remember Eddie Jordan’s signature black derby?
With the DA spot newly filled, The Creole-Tomato polled its readers to find out what ridiculous item of haberdashery should accompany the new Top Prosecutor.
