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This Week: The Rosenberg’s Girl

She was best known as the pint-sized moppet who sang: “Wosenbergs, Wosenbergs, 1825, Tulane” back in the early 1960’s for the popular furniture store.

The tune was lauded as “one of the best jingles to ever come out of the Crescent City” according to legendary songsmith Quincy Jones

“It really reflects the time and place as well as the desire to buy an affordable couch or kitchen island from a reputable Jewish family in old New Orleans, 1962.”

But life didn’t come so easy for our singing cutie.

The 60’s, drug use, pole-dancing, cock-fights, and very public rendezvous with former Governor Edwin Edwards plagued the former child star. But by the 1980’s, things turned around.

CT: Do you blame your previous indiscretions on child stardom?

RG: I can see now that I’m very opposed to child stardom. I think it’s a big mistake that young people are made superstars and they are not given the opportunity to live a normal life. Look at Bwittney Spears or the twagic Elroy Jetson. It’s just such a shame.

CT: What changed things for you? Was it Jesus?

RG: If it weren’t for the intervention of Appliance Giant Tony Campo and Michael “Saves You Money” Hebert, I don’t know where I’d be. I inevitably met my husband, had my child and things changed for the better.

CT: What’s next for the Rosenberg’s girl?

RG: Weality Televison!