Nightmares from Pontchartrain Beach: New Horror Flick to Shoot in The Crescent City

Well, maybe not all that fun.

SOUTH SHORE HARBOR — If you hear the bone-rattling sound of the old New Orleans Zephyr in the air over the next few months, it’s not your nostalgic imagination.

After much debate about where to produce their next project, the former New Orleans based production company Butter & Pickles Only Entertainment has decided to return to their home town to make their film, “Pontchartrain Screech.”

The movie will be shot entirely in the city with production scheduled to start in September.

“Pontchartrain Screech” is a thriller loosely based on the famous French play “Huis Clos” by Jean-Paul Sartre.

Except much bloodier.

It explores the darker nature of relationships as a couple gets trapped in the long since demolished amusement park where they blindly torture each other by prodding each other’s past sins.

Meanwhile, an unknown freak-show-style killer is on the loose.

With the executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer on board, success is almost garaunteed.

“We’ve got the old Pirates of the Carribean crew recreating Pontchartrain Beach exactly as it used be, but spookier and more exaggerated. To call it cartoonish would be an understatement,” Bruckheimer let on.

Co-owners of the local production company, Landy “Butter” Rhodes and Capshaw “Pickles” Bertrand, are eager to continue being a part of the growing film industry in Louisiana.