Your Horoscope, Boo
by Becky Allen

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your astral superpower is the ability to make someone’s day. Don’t let your mama’s mama bring you down. You’re especially effective with a couple of well placed “Yeah You Rights.”

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Go ‘head and take that RTA job. You may feel that you don’t have much to offer someone, but it’s important that you contribute what you can. Besides after buses, there’s the streetcar. It’s in the cards…I mean stars.

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Events seem to be catching up with you. Let them. When was the last time you had an Oyster Loaf from Ye Old College Inn?

Cancer (June 22-July 22): Are you afraid that if you don’t say “yes” to every interesting offer, you’ll be missing out on something? Perhaps. Or perhaps since you live in “Cancer” Alley you should take a bigger bite.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): There’s a strong impulse to bulldoze and start over on the lot. You’re better off gutting and renovating. Trust me.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have undeniable chemistry with someone — a magnetic attraction that crosses the Jefferson Parish line. You’re due for another one of your exciting reunions.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): What you want to know about someone is not readily apparent. Beware business dealings with Brad Pitt.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You’ll get new flashes of insight about yourself and your life thus far. Watch Eric Paulsen on WDSU tonight for an encoded message.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Fix your attention on the way you want your life to run. But for ghosts of the Hong Kong and the China Rose, your new fortune cookie can be had at Five Happiness.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Not everyone realizes how talented you are — it’s because your modesty has kept them in the dark. Speak up, Mayor Nagin doesn’t keep quiet – why should you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’re ready to rev up your love life. An analytical look illuminates feelings you didn’t think you had. The pulsing lights of Republic and Ampersand call you name.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Lasso one of your pie-in-the-sky notions and tug it down to earth. Start fishing for real. Use chartreuse sparkle beetles and live minnows. You’ll limit reds and come real close on the specks.