Senator Vitter Confesses to Affair with Prostitute, Louisiana Yawns
A Vitter pill to swallow
While the national press has breathlessly searched for every possible angle on the story, including Senator Vitter’s support for family values and his position as the Southern Chairman of Rudolph Guiliani’s presidential bid, Louisiana voters remain unimpressed.
“Let’s put this in perspective for a second,” said local celebrity pollster Silas Lee.
“Right now, Louisiana has a sitting member of the House of Representatives under indictment, an ex-governor serving a prison sentence for bribery, an ex-gubenatorial nominee and ex-KKK Grand Wizard currently serving time for mail fraud.”
“And that’s just off the top of my head. So some lady of the evening has his phone number? So f–king what?”
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