Harrah’s Sponsors Charity Chocolate Mousse Wrestling

Master Chefs Paul “The Pulverizer” Prudhomme and Emeril “The Mincer” Lagasse have agreed to face off in a vat of decadent, but airy, divinely rich chocolate mousse a la women’s mud wrestling in an effort to raise money for displaced Vieux Carre cooks, Harrah’s New Orleans announced today.

The event, called “Chef-Mania!” will take place Saturday, August 11th, typically the hottest day of the year.

Emeril Lagasse is training in Los Angeles under the tutelage of short-shorts guru and St. Aloysius Alum, Richard Simmons.

Prudhomme, however, is working in New Iberia with personal mobility device manufacturer Hoverround on a new, secret scooter in preparation for the gooey match.

Details on the device are a closely guarded secret inside Prudhomme’s New Iberia Compound.

But Hoverround spokesman Herb Smedley gave reporters a sneak preview of the device.

“We are the only manufacturer that can provide specialty and standard power wheelchairs factory direct to your home,” Smedley said.

“Our total control and integration enables Hoverround to provide the most responsive after-purchase service. It’s a unique and meaningful advantage In Chef Paul’s case, we are proud to have developed a chair that glides through the viscous dessert like butter.”

Harrah’s is using the much-anticipated wrassling match to promote their “Road Home Check Special.”

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