The Local Reaction: What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?
“I got a bag full of weed, a Whitman’s Sampler, and I’m off the pill. We’re going to the Fly.”
–Maureen Francis, Nurse, Gentilly
“I’m going to Gordon’s of Gretna to get some plastic flowers. They last all year.”
–C. Elgin Taylor, Flambeau, Bucktown
“My man loves it when I melt Velveeta over a Hubig’s in the microwave.”
–Lena Schiro, Retired Substitute Teacher, Mid-City
“I’m taking one of my baby mamas on a romantic date night away at the Texas Motel.”
–Michael Duplass, Insurance Adjuster, Northshore
“Kenny’s Key West, a couple of buttery nipples, and sex in the back of a limo by A Confidential.”
–Gina Chavet, Travel Agent, Garden District
“There’s really no difference between Mardi Gras Beads and Anal Beads. Besides, they keep getting bigger every year.”
–Lance Fratinelli, Freelance Jewelry Designer, Fabourg-Marigny
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