Washington South? No, Welcome To Kenner.

Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-LA) and Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), Bra.
KENNER, Louisiana — Presumptive Republican Party presidential nominee John McCain could have chosen anywhere in the world as a backdrop for his first official speech of the 2008 general election campaign.
He chose Kenner.
We’ve all heard of Hollywood South, but now there’s a new game in town: Welcome to Washington South.
In the few short months since the election of trailblazing Kenner-American (and potential Vice-Presidential candidate) Bobby Jindal as Governor of Louisiana, this little-known incorporated hamlet within Jefferson Parish has become a hotbed of national politics.
Now established Beltway institutions in the government, the media, and the military-industrial complex are starting to take notice.
National polling orgnization Zogby just moved into brand-new offices on Williams Boulevard, around the corner from respected newsgatherer USA Today’s brand new Kenner Bureau on West Esplanade.
And noted lobbying firm Quinn Gillespie & Associates, LLC is the just latest addition to a stretch of Loyola Avenue so filled with lobbyists that powerbrokers are calling it “Little K Street,” a reference to the infludence-peddling neighborhood in Washington, D.C.
“It’s all happened so quickly,” said noted local political analyst and pollster Silas Lee. “I make a living predicting political moves and I never saw this coming.”
But while Kenner’s moment in the political spotlight may have surprised some, not all were caught unawares.
“You see, you see the thing is, I saw this coming from miles ago,” said famed political mind and Louisiana native James Carville.
“It’s close to the airport; it’s close to good food, booze, and hookers; and, like Washington D.C., it’s built entirely upon the shifty silt of a reclaimed swamp.”
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June 6th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I’m sick of you guys making fun of Kenner. It’s old already.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:05 am
sorry, KennerPride. it never gets old.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Awwww, KennerPride ’bout to boot up, yo.