House of Shock: Morgus Under Scrutiny in Chopsley Euthanasia Case

This won't hurt a bit.
CNN first reported in October that staff members at the medical center had discussions with Morgus about euthanizing Chopsley for the good of the “Higher Order” even before the hurricane flooded the city on Monday, August 29, 2005, cutting off power and stranding hundreds of thousands of residents.
Investigators for Attorney General Charles Foti have seized E.R.I.C. from Morgus’s personal laboratory near Pirate’s Alley.
A source close to the investigation said, “Though we assume the Eon Research Infinity Computer-essentially a human skull connected to a molecular integrated circuit which holds all the knowledge of the universe in his memory banks-would have first-hand knowledge of the incident, E.R.I.C. has been less than cooperative.
“Frankly,” he continued, “the machine’s deep, sepulchral ‘Yes, Master’s seem a little sarcastic.”
When sought for comment, Dr. the Magnificent said in a written statement:
“As we plunge into another new year, I’m pleased to announce that Cox Communications will continue to air my experiments on Cox 10. Look for the latest installments at the usual time on Friday nights, followed by a remedial broadcast on Sunday. Please consult your local listing for times, and contact Cox directly, if you have questions about program availability in your area.”
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It is most important that I get in touch with Dr the Magnificent. With all of the talk about global warming I fear that the blob (the original), which was airlifted to the cold place, will thaw out and return to the states.
Only Morgus could find a solution to this horrific problem and I need to know if he is working on it as we communicate! dodo on the rocks
Comment by dolores johnson — May, 2008 @ 6:10 pm
Like Delores Johnson, I too await the
solutions to all our problems by the
discoverer of the speed of darkness.
Of course, it is variable, and getting
faster every day. Will it ever catch
up? Morgus must know. He has to.
Please. He is funny; I watched his show
the very first year, 1959, when I was
a damn yankee prisoner at Tulane; but this world is less so. I too want my mummy.
Comment by Ghost Geezer — August, 2010 @ 3:33 pm