Iron Shiek Challenges Bacchus Grand Marshall to Cage Match

Not to be outdone in the quest for C-list celebrity Grand Marshall marshaling the Krewe of Endymion announced today that the Iron Shiek will ride on Endymion’s front runner float.

After accepting Endymion’s invitation, the Iron Shiek immediately issued challenge to Bacchus’ Grand Marshall, the soft spoken ex-performer for the WWF, Hulk Hogan.

“Hulk Hogan,” screamed the Shiek after snatching the microphone from Mean Gene Okerland.

“You think you’re man enough to be king of all Mardi Gras, meet me in the cage and we’ll find out.”

The cage match is set to be outside the old Shoney’s on the Carrollton neutral ground. Pay-per-view cost: $59.99.

Bacchus Grand Marshall Hulk Hogan responded, “Brother, whatcha gonna do when the Hulkamania and the Mardi Gras madness comes! Down! On! You!?!”

Hogan concluded his statement by ripping his shirt off.

NOPD is bracing for the arrival of an influx of tens of thousands of Hulkamaniacs in the city by requesting aid from Louisiana State Troopers and the Louisiana National Guard.

Governor-Elect Bobby Jindal has responded in the affirmative to NOPD’s request.

Charity Hospital at University is also preparing triage units in preparation for sleeper hold, pile-driver, and leg drop-induced injuries.

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