Ghost Tour Guide Dies, Joins Tour

Haunted, to say the least.

The vital New Orleans Ghost Tour industry has been rocked by numerous sightings of one of its most famous former practitioners: slain 15-year veteran Ghost Tour guide Bartholemew Samson.

South Georgia Cosmetic Surgeon Association Convention attendee Doctor Ed Clarence Boney alleges visual evidence.

“From where I was standing I could make out his top hat, cane, rose-colored spectacles and double chin.”

“I was haunted, to say the least,” Dr. Boney added.

Quarter rat Danny Simeon corroborates the story.

“It seemed he was leading a tour of like specters, all from out of town. Ghosts from such places as Cheyenne, Cleveland, Sacramento. I could clearly see them shades ain’t from here.

“In a statement to The Creole-Tomato via Ouija Board, Samson said:

“In retrospect, dying under mysterious circumstances was probably the best thing that ever happened to me.”

“There are plenty of other ghosts out there who always wanted to visit New Orleans before they died, but never had the chance. I was lucky enough to be able to find an untapped market of ghosts who want a tour of the New Orleans living.”

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