Moreno Vows to Make Fashion a Top Priority in Congress

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UNITED STATES CONGRESS DISTRICT #2 –- Congressional Representative hopeful and former WDSU reporter Helena Moreno has vowed that, along with her desire to restore health care, repair our levee system, and clean up the stifling corruption of the state’s political system, she will be also be taking great strides to make Louisiana politics “just that little bit more stylish.”

Hoping to garner swing votes from former Hillary Clinton supporters, Moreno has announced that she has officially joined the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits.”

Right wing political pundits may have blogged extensively about Moreno’s inexperience, but they nearly always begrudgingly admit that she is not only a top-notch orator, but also always sartorially appropriate.

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Most of Moreno’s locally famous former colleagues have thrown their weight behind the cherubic blonde’s Congressional attempt.

Long-time WDSU anchor Alec Gifford says: “Look, Susan Roesgen was classy, no doubt about it, but when Helena came along? Whoa, that lady had panache, if I was 20 years younger, what I wouldn’t….”

Former colleague Investigative Reporter Richard Angelico told the C-T that he personally felt like a “slob” working next to Ms. Moreno.

“CNN, Congress, couture,’ said Angelico. “Helena was going somewhere, and we could only just sit back and watch. About the only person who could keep up was Roop [Raj].”

Mr. Raj was unavailable for comment as he was in New York City’s Bryant Park for Fashion Week 2008.

Moreno has secured the endorsements of The Washington Post, Gambit Weekly, and The New Orleans Levee, and the Marrero Chapter of the New Orleans Voodoo Dolls Alumnae Association (NOVDAA).