August 2, 2007

De La Salle to Admit Boys

The times, they are a-changin'

As it struggles to survive in a post-Katrina New Orleans, local educational institution De La Salle has decided to admit boys for the first time.

“It’s a new New Orleans and a new economic reality,” said Admissions Director Brother Hal Doufreacheaux, FSC.

“We are an institution that prides itself on tradition; however, we must change in order to survive.”

Surprisingly, there has been shockingly little resistance from the parents of students currently enrolled.

“The Cavalier Moms are fully supportive,” said Brother Hal.

“They’re even throwing a bake sale on St. Charles Avenue to pay for urinals to be installed in the bathrooms.”

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