Post-Katrina Isle

BAYOU BARRIERE – President Bush’s recent visit to the Crescent City led to an international emergency when his Chalmette Ferry, the Minnow, was lost on a survey of the area’s restoration efforts.

Bush, who was in town for the two-day North American Leaders Summit to discuss trade agreements with Mexico and Canada, had joined a crew for a 3-hour tour of post-Katrina Chalmette.

Reports stated that the weather started getting rough, and the tiny ship was tossed. And it was thought that because of Bush’s ineptitude, the Minnow would be lost.

The Minnow would be lost.

Hours later the Ferry was discovered at an uncharted Chalmette pile…

With George W.,

The Skipper too,

Some millionaire and his wife,

a high-priced whore,

a professor and Condi Rice…

There on a post-Katrina Isle!